Singin' Dollar Dollar Bill Y'all

Being fashionably late for a big event should be legal. As far as I know, it is not a criminal offense, but it is a tort and it is immoral.

Well, I say it's high time for that to change. Morality musn't be carved in stone, it must change with time.

Anyway, I'm crapping.

I was late for the Excellence Award Ceremony because of some personal affairs. Pn. Ngoo made me feel bad and Pn. Heng wanted to take the limelight away from me.

As I said before, some years back, that Malaysian schools operate by Marxism principles, despite being in a democratic country. All haircuts, uniforms and bags must be of a particular fashion so it shows that everyone is the same, thus should be treated equally. The disciplinary board is the law making body, follow every rule without question or die. In short, they can do whatever they want to you.

Ok, fine, it's supposed to be a happy occassion: I'm getting MONEY. I'll just forget about the spoilers. I'm sorry, they just pissed me off so much (since Sec 1 till now, for crying out loud I'm an ex-student) that I had to vent my anger somewhere.

Oh damn! I'm talking about communism, later I kena ISA.

*hypnotises the reader, "You didn't read the 5th paragraph, you can't see it..."*

Us in Pizza Hut after the ceremony.

Was supposed to go for a meal of lobsters and abalones, treated by WeiMing but he cabut-ed.

Comparing the past years, this year's ceremony was quite short. It used to be an excruciating task to sit and wait for one's turn just to get the MONEY. Because after you get the MONEY, you should run out the school and waste the MONEY.

But I didn't, being the stingy person I am. I shall bank it into my secret account.

For the first time in secondary school, I achieved what I coveted the most all these 5 years: Top scorer for English!! Let me recall the achievers of this title...

Sec 1: WenSen
Sec 2: WaiYan
Sec 3: Yappie
Sec 4: Grace Ang

Haiz. It's not a big deal. It changes every year. No consistency, unlike Mel. Ish. There goes all my glory.

Yappie said, "Hate you for being the Top Scorer for English." As if I'm not good enough, as if it should be you and not me...*sulk* *sulk* *sulk* Stupid Top Scorer for Chemistry (one of my favourite subjects). *sulk*

Well, none of the comments matter. Whether I'm being an ingrate for bragging here on the 5th day of my grandma's departure, or scored the highest marks by luck and teacher's preference......

As long as she is happy with my achievement, nothing matters.