Heartattack Series #1

I went back to my primary school for their Sports Day.

Damien pulled me to see his kononnya girlfriend, one girl called Jolynn.

Jolynn is a prefect, very pretty but a tad taller than Damien (muahahaha shorty).

In a nutshell, my brother has taste.

Wait.

My youngest brother has a girlfriend!

Shit.

He's 11 and he has a girlfriend and a kononnya ex-girlfriend (Damien said that this Japanese-Chinese girl in his class claimed he was her ex because they used to sms each other).

Texting each other doesn't make someone your boyfriend/girlfriend, my dear. That's called flirting communication between friends.

I'm gonna be 17 in like 5 months time and I never had a boyfriend.

Whatever, single is the best. You get to flirt around spend more time with your friends, who will be ALWAYS there for you.

My ex-neighbour's 12 year old daughter is rebellious. She came to school dressing like a 14 year old lala girl (students of the school must wear the school's sports t-shirt), her face was a canvas with tanned foundation (eww, what a contrast to her original fair skin), bright pink blush (yuck, tanned and bright pink) and omg...

Eyeliner.

I hate eyeliners, because it's so irritable and dangerous drawing a line around your eye.

To my horror...

She had 5 ex-boyfriends and currently in a relationship with a boy her age.

WTF!

She gawked at me with terror-filled eyes when I said I never had a boyfriend. Then she asked, "Aren't you ashame?"

WTF shut up!

Children nowadays... even Damien claims to understand what is love.

SHUT UP SHUT UP.

After reading the posts written by Jolynn about love (my future sister-in-law, kononnya, Damien likes the sound of it), I started laughing.

Here are the links:

Sorry... Am I right to make this decision...
Sorry to sat tat
Wat...

Read them, in fact, why don't you just read the whole blog?

It's a way for elder siblings to understand or to pry into their younger siblings' mind, so there will be no more fighting, belasah-ing, cekik-ing and rivalry.