Damntionary

Bringing dictionaries to school starting from the first day of March?! This really sucks...... I'm hating this school and its rules more than I thought. Why on earth do we need to bring dictionaries to school? Show off our language skills? Showing that you're a smart guy? (A smart guy doesn't need a dictionary anyway......)

Guess what are the punishments for not bringing dictionaries? Depends what kind of language classes you have on that day, if you're having English, Malay and Chinese on the same day and you forgot to bring one of the dictionaries, 1 stroke for the guys and 20 times squating for the gals...... Heck, what the hell are they doing?!

Although our bags are not as heavy as it used to be in primary school (for those who were from chinese primary schools, remember those days we used to be hunchbacked?), imagine the sizes of Kemahiran Hidupan and Form 3 textbooks, damn...... Do the teachers really think our bags are so light, imagine having 3 kinds of language classes in a day...... Just imagine an Oxford English Dictionary, a Kamus Dewan 2nd Edition and a thick Chinese Dictionary, say hi to the Hunchback of Kuala Lumpur.

If you have a sister or brother studying in the same school and in the same session, you might be running up and down the whole school exchanging dictionaries. If the both of you (or three or more of you) have the same lesson at the same time, one of you will get the 'top price' from nothing-to-do-discipline-teachers who like to walk here and there, hunting for their next prey.

We don't even use dictionaries in school. There are teachers there, the library has loads of dictionaries anyway. Unless they discriminate the teachers, thinking they're not good enough...... (Not my fault, they really are DISCRIMINATING the teachers.) The teacher incharge of the library, Mr. X encourages us to come to the library and do our works. We go there all the time, don't we? (Yea, we do. There's air-con, quiet enough, and loads of hot librarian chicks...... I know what you boys are thinking, beware me......) For the results-is-everything students, loads of revision books and dictionaries...... Now, sorry Mr. X, we have our own ones.

For the guys, say goodbye to your hot librarian chicks, for you won't be seeing them that much anymore. Anyway, they aren't hot, they're cold, in the air-con room......