When Boys Come Together

I was on the phone with Edmund last night. There was some noise in the background (some squealing) which could be ignored until suddenly it exploded.

Me : Why so noisy one?

Mund : Huh? Oh. That Jason lah. He's watching Japanese porn.

Me : Wtf! *laughed madly, stopped abruptly and asked in a serious tone* Serious?

Mund : Yea la. Haiz. Stupid one.

Me : And you're not watching?

Mund : *incredulous tone* No. Please la, I don't watch Japanese porn.

Me : Oh yea, I forgot. You watch other porns.

Towards the end of the conversation...

Mund : Tonight I'm sleeping on the bed.

Me : *horrified* You're gonna hug your friend and sleep?! *wtf wtf wtf*

Mund : Hell no!! Please la, I'm not gay.

Uh huh.

So, this is what happens when boys come together. They laze around in the house, turn the house into a refrigerator, one guy starts watching porn and the others pretend that they're not watching.

Interesting.