Saturday, January 10

Jane Austen Syndrome

Reasons why Caryn and I prefer Jane Austen's books more than Charlotte Brontë's:
  • Jane Eyre is so whiny.
  • Elizabeth Bennet is a girl with a mind of her own fraught with ambition.
  • Mr. Rochester is a bastard.
  • Mr. Darcy's middle name is Sexy.
  • Charlotte Brontë was depressed and she wants the whole world to be depressed.
Some people say Jane Austen is desperate, that's why she write stories of girls hunting for rich husbands.

We have 'Desperate Housewives' in the 21st century, they have desperate virgins in the 18th century.

Then again... why are we desperate?

Is it so important for us to have boyfriends or girlfriends? Even if you like or love each other very much, doesn't mean you have to be together.

We're barely 18. Age is not an issue. But won't you rather have fun now? Why commit yourself to someone else when it's the prime of your teenage life?

It's so annoying to hear people ranting that they're single, experiencing unrequited love, a certain someone is oxygen to them and without him or her they can't breathe.

Please la...





GET A BLOODY FREAKING LIFE!





You don't die just because you don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend. It's not the end of a happy world for you if he or she doesn't want to be with you. Futhermore...

It's not fucking necessary to be together even if you do like each other. Because when they leave you, you'll whine like your parents died or something.

Lonely -- Unloved -- says:
it sux

Lonely -- Unloved -- says:
she doesn't wan 2b wit me

● •۰ ☆♀<<~*Ċħéř¥ŁîŊä Ċř¥stäŁîté*~>>♀☆۰• ● [Symphonie des Lebens --- Rubato] says:
so?

● •۰ ☆♀<<~*Ċħéř¥ŁîŊä Ċř¥stäŁîté*~>>♀☆۰• ● [Symphonie des Lebens --- Rubato] says:
go find another 1 hu wans 2 b wif u la

Lonely -- Unloved -- says:
a girl like her is impossible 2 find...

Lonely -- Unloved -- says:
din listen to tat meh? damn true 4 my life

● •۰ ☆♀<<~*Ċħéř¥ŁîŊä Ċř¥stäŁîté*~>>♀☆۰• ● [Symphonie des Lebens --- Rubato] says:
so u juz gonna sit there & whine & rant in ur blog izit

● •۰ ☆♀<<~*Ċħéř¥ŁîŊä Ċř¥stäŁîté*~>>♀☆۰• ● [Symphonie des Lebens --- Rubato] says:
wat a nice life u hav

● •۰ ☆♀<<~*Ċħéř¥ŁîŊä Ċř¥stäŁîté*~>>♀☆۰• ● [Symphonie des Lebens --- Rubato] says:
aiya. she luvs u oso ma. let it b tat way

● •۰ ☆♀<<~*Ċħéř¥ŁîŊä Ċř¥stäŁîté*~>>♀☆۰• ● [Symphonie des Lebens --- Rubato] says:
not necessary u like each other den muz paktor

Lonely -- Unloved -- says:
how can?! later ppl snatch her away

Lonely -- Unloved -- says:
then i'll jump from da 18th floor

● •۰ ☆♀<<~*Ċħéř¥ŁîŊä Ċř¥stäŁîté*~>>♀☆۰• ● [Symphonie des Lebens --- Rubato] says:
it's not d end of d world la mate

Lonely -- Unloved -- says:
it is... u dunno because u never been thru this b4... when u experience this then u'll understand

● •۰ ☆♀<<~*Ċħéř¥ŁîŊä Ċř¥stäŁîté*~>>♀☆۰• ● [Symphonie des Lebens --- Rubato] says:
can i tell u sumthing

● •۰ ☆♀<<~*Ċħéř¥ŁîŊä Ċř¥stäŁîté*~>>♀☆۰• ● [Symphonie des Lebens --- Rubato] says:
IT'S NOT D END OF D WORLD

● •۰ ☆♀<<~*Ċħéř¥ŁîŊä Ċř¥stäŁîté*~>>♀☆۰• ● [Symphonie des Lebens --- Rubato] says:
GET A LIFE

● •۰ ☆♀<<~*Ċħéř¥ŁîŊä Ċř¥stäŁîté*~>>♀☆۰• ● [Symphonie des Lebens --- Rubato] says:
& STOP ALL THESE WHINING U SOUND LIKE A GIRL

Lonely -- Unloved -- says:
it's my life ok fuck off will u

Lonely -- Unloved -- says:
i can do whatever i want wit my life n u dun nit 2 care

Lonely -- Unloved -- says:
call urself a fren

Lonely -- Unloved -- says:
sit there enjoying your wonderful life n degrading others

Lonely -- Unloved -- says:
well, shut da fuck up, u never been thru something then dun pretend u noe

Lonely -- Unloved -- says:
u're not all noeing ok?

Lonely -- Unloved -- says:
such a nice fren u r... being your fren is such an honour

● •۰ ☆♀<<~*Ċħéř¥ŁîŊä Ċř¥stäŁîté*~>>♀☆۰• ● [Symphonie des Lebens --- Rubato] says:
tq 4 d compliment

● •۰ ☆♀<<~*Ċħéř¥ŁîŊä Ċř¥stäŁîté*~>>♀☆۰• ● [Symphonie des Lebens --- Rubato] says:
i do wat a fren always does

● •۰ ☆♀<<~*Ċħéř¥ŁîŊä Ċř¥stäŁîté*~>>♀☆۰• ● [Symphonie des Lebens --- Rubato] says:
stopping ppl like u hu dun hav a life from making other ppl's life miserable by whining in front of them evry single day abt ur puerile desperation 4 a gf

What I get for stopping a friend from going into depression.

P/S: I don't think he'll talk to me again.

Some birthday wishes:

Happy 15th Birthday to Brian
You're special to us
Your flaws, completely masked
By your caring personality and unique talents
God must have spent more time on you.

You might be different from the rest of us
The shirts I find sexy looked gay to you
The music you listen to sounds like a solemn procession to me.

That's why you stand out
And it's so easy to spot you in a madding crowd
So easy for us to love you.

From: Daddy, mommy, Damien and I




Happy 18th Birthday to ZiKang
Harapan nusa bangsa and future architect
Very thankful to have you as a friend and lao gong ^^
All the best in everything, God bless you~

1 comment:

VIEWFINDER said...

well, ppl will get more depress if u gonna be a love guru. anyway i do agree to ur opinions