Fat Chicks

Yesterday night, 2 fat chicks came to my house.

Super fat... 36D, 36, 36!!

They're freakin' hot but they stink.

Mom brought one of them to her office this morning.

So she's left all alone now at my front porch.

Muahahaha *rubs hands*... ehehehehe... ngek ngek ngek *raising & dropping eyebrows*~

Ok quit it I sound like a rapist.

One of mom's clients gave us castrated chickens (supposed to make them grow fat).

Mom gave the cock rooster to her boss.

This fat momma is supposed to lay eggs for our breakfast.

Then mom came back and said, "Let's slaughter it."

Turned out that the cock rooster she gave to her boss is probably now on the way to swim in a lemak-licious curry.

"So... who's gonna cut it's neck?" she asked.

NO!!!! THERE WILL BE NO CHICKEN BLOOD SPILLING IN MY HOUSE!!!

"You 3 guys?" she pointed at dad, Brian and Damien.

Dad proposed that Brian holds its legs, dad holds its body and Damien slits its throat.

Then Brian said that they just have to poke something sharp into it's asshole and it'll stay still, no need so many people to hold it.

And they laughed.

One bunch of sadistic chicken-eaters.

Brian wants to slit its throat.

I shan't eat chicken for the rest of the month.

P/S: Finished Lemony Snicket's 2 book already... bored.