Monday, July 7

A Meal of Biology & Physics

I'm craving for a searing bowl of oxtail soup with a scrumptious piece of French loaf,

a hearty plate of penne alla carbonara (penne lisce with extra parmesan),

a chilled glass of sherry

and a crema catalana to finish up the meal.

In my dreams, I know.

A girl can dream, can't she?

The fear of obesity was flung behind after an interesting Biology lesson.

No, I don't have a fever.

Yes, it was Biology and it was interesting. Without inverted commas.

Finally we entered the 5th chapter --- Reproduction and Growth.

Xia was sleeping, Teresa was on the verge of having a major headache, I was checking out Xan and James the weather.

The guys? They were wide awake with bulging eyes.

Yea, like that. Creepy huh...

Then all of a sudden there was a buzz, followed by cheeky laughs.

Yappie: Teacher, does gravitational pull affect the direction of movement of the sperm?
Teacher: Yes, of course.
Yappie: Then how does the sperm enter the cervix and Fallopian tube?
Teacher: ...
Classmates: Wahahaha muahahaha oh gosh ahahahaha!!!

Then Biology lesson took a turn to the yellow side.

I don't get it.

Really, what does the direction of movement of the sperm got to do with gravity when all you need is just the law of inertia an enclosed space?

Seriously, I'm confused.

I don't know what's with me and bulging eyes today.

Finished Queeny Chang's 'Memories of a Nonya', thank you Yean Chu so much for lending me the book. It is a very good book and you (yes, you) should read it.

I'm supposed to be writing the speech assigned by Pn. Suraiah, 'How To Manage Waste Products'.

And I ended up typing an entry.

Not that I blame myself, I just don't know what to write.

If she asked me to write an essay I wouldn't be pulling my hair in frustration. How can you have a narrative or descriptive speech?!

Phil, I need your professional advice and guidance.

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