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Here are the photos taken on that fateful day --- Fathers' Day.

And that day when we found the bitch and bastard.

Sorry la but no bloody footprints picture, scared I'll give you guys nightmares.

The man of the house... my dad looks soo killer-handsome.

Unfortunately my brothers didn't inherit his good-looking genes. Too bad.

Mommy... everybody thinks she's my older sister. They think she's in her mid-20s. When she came to get my report card back when I was in Secondary 3, got a Secondary 5 guy asked for her number.

Fortunately I got her genes. That's why I look good (perasan).

Aunt Jennifer!! She rocks my world. She showed us one of her boyfriends' picture, some guy from MBS named Bobby Tan. That guy gave her his picture with a message at the back of it.

Jennifer dear,

Lest we forget.

Dearly yours, Bobby Tan.

August 1956.

Fuyoh... my aunt must be one hot chick last time.

Costed like RM 123. I like the salad pork ribs.

Mom thinking: How am I gonna finish all these?

This is called a gooseberry.

Wth, got such kind of name for berries.

Next time got duckberry, chickenberry...

Excrutiatingly sour.

Doesn't taste like goose.

Doesn't taste like berry either.

Finally Pn. Suraiah gave us some writing to do. 'Transportation in the Year 2050'.

Can't sleep, woke up at 4am and finished it at 4.30am.

P/S: I just discovered Damien is a sadist. And Alvin too.