Chery : What do you mean by 'get ready'?
Mom : Change into more decent-looking clothes, we're going to Feris' full moon party.
Chery : 30 days already?! Time flies...
Mom : Hurry and go change!
I don't see what's not decent about wearing 2cm-above-knee-length-jeans-shorts and a baby-tee. After all, we're not going to any fancy restaurants or hotel. My attire is perfectly decent, it doesn't project obscenity.
Besides, this IS Malaysia. I considered about the weather.
We're the first to arrive in Big Uncle's home (of course, the catering was earlier). Damien nudged me and said, "Sis, look at that guy (one of the waiters). He seems to be your age, do you think he's handsome?"
I glanced over to the 'same-age-as-me-guy' and strangled Damien (picture Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson, I'm the feminine and slimmer version of Homer). Why did God give me this brother? He's been wanting a brother-in-law like... since birth?!
Not that I blame him, but his common sense is really BAD. Please, at least eye someone who's a little taller than me (the time has come for me to reconsider about growing taller)...
My little baby nephew, the star of the party, was sleeping in his bassinet. I wanted to wake him up (I'm evil).
Cousin Elic can't come back 'cause of work in Australia, but Cousin Wu (I call him Wu gor) came back from Singapore!! And he brought a friend from Germany. One must strain one's ear to catch what he was saying, as his accent was very strong (Germans... all the 'd' 'ein' sounds).
Have I told you about my dear Wu gor?? He's one of the most eligible bachelor (yes, he's SINGLE) I know.
Ok, this picture's not nice 'cause I'm poor and cannot afford a camera like Calvin's.
Towering at 177 cm (seriously, I don't believe you, Wu gor. I'm only half a head shorter than you and I'm 165cm), he visits the gym regularly and he does BODYBUILDING!! I've gotta say his chest is a teeny-weeny bit 'augmented' but I can guarantee it's MUSCLE and not FAT. Plus plus, he has a 6 pack!! I love his tan.
Got money, got house, got car, got looks, got personality... where to find???
It's as if I'm promoting something right? I'm doing this for the sake of my Big Aunt, she wants to see all her children having families before she flies away.
But hey, you can't have him 'cause... HE'S MINE.
People promise to value me more than his girlfriend (if he has one) ok??
So no matter he's single or taken, I'll always reign above his girlfriend. *evil laugh*
Cute right??
Despite the noise, he still sleeps like the surroundings are quiet.
And suddenly...
He awakes!!
AWW... SO CUTE!!
I mean, of course he's cute. He's a mix alright?? Mix are always the prettiest people walking on the earth.
Before I went home, I saw Feris waving at me (I'm gonna faint).
And before I stepped into the car, Damien tapped my shoulder and told me to look at that 'same-age-as-me' guy. I turned around and saw him also smiling and waving at me.
*** faint ***
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