Chery's Adventures in Wonderland

This is the part of me which no one knows, a secret~~

Sorry, it's neither dirty nor juicy~

People don't know because they don't care to ask or to even know, there's no big deal about it really.

You wanna know?

Here goes...

Since I watched the Disney cartoon, I fell madly in love with the story of Alice in Wonderland.

More specifically known as Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

It's sequel, which is lesser known, Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There.

Greeny green... Slytherin colour (I'm still thinking of Draco, sorry)~

Literature scholars (people with thick spectacles and hair like Einstein) treat these 2 works of Lewis Caroll as masterpieces of the century and not just mere children's book.

Example of a literature scholar~

'Cause you can find bits of human nature and characteristics in the characters of the story.

And here's my version of the story.

Chery --- Me

White Rabbit --- Joelah

Chesire cat --- Shin (there's a reason I gave her this character, don't ask why)

Hatter --- Xia (doesn't she just fit his jolly character?)

March Hare --- Yen (a hare has the speed and the punch, who else can fit into this?)

Dormouse --- Wen Sen
Duchess --- Sally Ann

Cook --- Calvin

Caterpillar --- Wai Mun

Queen of Hearts --- Discpline teacher

One day, Chery was reading "Draco Malfoy and the Annoying Potty and Weasel" in Taman Sri Permaisuri.

Suddenly, an LRT train stopped by the road and she saw Joelah and a few friends sitting together, and Joelah was waving towards her.

Joelah : Hey Chery, mind telling what's the time now?

Chery : 13 o'clock.

Joelah : OMG I'm late I'm late!!

Joelah ran down the train and into the deeper part of the lake garden, she dropped her handphone, W300i in front of Chery.

Greed overcame Chery, she wanted to pick it up but she studies Pendidikan Moral and knew it was wrong. She called out to Joelah, but Joelah just kept running.

She ran after Joelah, panting and sweating. Joelah's an athlete, whose legs worth more than gold to the school.

Joelah disappeared behind a door at the far end of the woods, Chery followed behind her.

Right after she opened the door and put a step into the dark room.

She fell down into a hole. After 3 hours of being pulled down by the gravitational force, she landed in...

Connaught Garden High School!!

She saw Joelah running into the hall. Chery walked slowly to the hall, trying to adjust herself to the new surroudings.

Chery : What the *toot*... Wai Mun, why are you smoking and... when did you get a caterpillar tail??

Wai Mun : Trend, it is... hey, what are you holding in your hand?

Chery : A friend's handphone, she dropped it. Speaking of her, did you see a girl dressed in bunny suit running into the hall?

Wai Mun : Bunny suit?! Handphone?! What's that?? Give me the meaning in Chinese!!

Chery : *sigh* This is not the time to improve your vocabulary, later.

Wai Mun : Hey!!! Wait!!! I'll give you a bit of smoke, it can make your brain bigger!!! AND SMARTER!! HEY!!!

She left Wai Mun howling for more vocabulary. Walking out of the hall towards the Living Skills workshop, she heard loud laughs from one of the workshops.

Xia : Hoho... Chery!! Join us for tea, will you?

Chery : Sorry, can't do. I've gotta find Joelah, she dropped her handphone.

Yen : You mean, you have to find the handphone because she dropped her Joelah.

Chery : No, it's the other way around. I've gotta find Joelah, not her handphone.

Yen : Oh rubbish, it's the same thing. Come, have a drink with us!

Chery : No thanks. By the way, did you see Joelah??

Xia : You mean, did Joelah see us.

Yen : No, she hasn't.

Chery : *groans* Nevermind.

A thought came into Chery's mind, it's easier to get Joelah to get her handphone back by calling for her using the microphone. Chery raced up the stairs, eager to meet Joelah.

When she's about to grab the microphone...

Queen : You! You who dare touch the microphone!! Guards!! Off with her head!

Chery : Hey, wait, let go off me!

The prefects got hold of Chery, as she struggle to free from their grip, she pleaded with the Queen.

Chery : Yo!! I just need to use the microphone, chill, will you??

Queen : Such language you spoke to me, OFF WITH HER HEAD!!

Chery : Hey, woman!! Before you sentence me, you ought to try me first, like in a court.

Queen : Hmm... yes yes, indeed. To the court.

The 'court', was actually the canteen. A yellow cat stood on guard there.

Ooo... scary...

Dormouse : (half asleep) Did you *snore* Are you sure you saw *snore* this girl trying to grab

hold of the microphone??

Cook : Yes, I saw. And I'm very sure of it. She's trying to STEAL it!!

Chery : Yada yada, you didn't see nothing, Calvin.

Cook : Watch your mouth, girl! Don't you dare address me with my first name.

Chery : But I always do that... fine, FINE... bloody.

Queen : Enough!! Summond the next witness.

Duchess : Ohhh dear, I'm not going to break my nail for this, am I?

Queen : SILENCE!!

Duchess : (trembles) Ohhh... Joelah... help me (cries)!!!

Chery : *buries head into arms* Great...

Chesire : Girllie, get up.

Chery : Oh, Shin, hi and OMG WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HEAD?!

Chesire : Ears, what else?

Chery : BUT... EARS... OMG THEY LOOK SO CUTE (pulling and pinching her ears)

Chesire : Knock it off lady, look around you.

Chery : Nobody's moving?? You froze them?

Chesire : Uh-huh, wanna go back to your world??

Chery : Of course, this is crazy!! But, where's Joelah, I need to return this to her...

Chesire : Leave that to me, now, go to the best mamak stall and order a plate of Maggi Mee

goreng, take the first mouthful then you're back to your world.

Chery : Ooo... erm... I don't have money.

Chesire : I knew it!! Don't worry, I brought my Love Filled Breakfast --- Maggi Mee goreng.

Chery : (took a mouthful) Mmmm... this is good, I feel the love~

Damien : Love??

Chery : Hey... I'm back!!

Damien : I thought you're back since 2pm??

Chery : You don't understand... hey, where did this W300i came from?

Damien : COOL PHONE, WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM, SIS??

Chery : *gasp, smacks head* Joelah's gonna kill me...